It’s a take-off on the Vagina Monologues and may be ready by November and International Men Day. Here's the original in all its photogenic glory (which includes an off-the-books write-in vote for kickstand!).NCFM San Diego members are writing a play.
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Peter, Russel the Wonder Muscle, Salami, Sausage, Sceptre, Schlong, Sexing Piece, Shaft, Schmock, Short Arm, Sove Devil, Schvantz, Silent Flute, Skin Flute, Snake, Spigot, Spike-Faggot, Spindle, Split Rump, Spout, Staff, Steaming Hot Kanga, Stem, Stick, Sting, Stump, Sugar Stick, Sword, Tail Pin, Tally Whacker, Tassel, Ten Pig, Thing, Third Leg, Thistle, Throbber, Throbbing Python of Love, Tickle-Gizzard, Tickler, Tong, Tool, Torch, Toy, Trap-Stick, Trouser Anaconda, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick, Vomiting Cobra, Wand, Wang, Wazoo, Weapon, Wedge, Weenie, Whacker, Whip, Whistle, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Willie, Wingle, Wire, Worm, Yang, Yard, Yosh, Zubrick Q-Z: Quickening Peg, Quimstake, Ram, Ramrod, Raw Meat, Reamer, Red Cap, Rod, Rod of Love, Rolling Pin, Root, Rudder, Rupert, St. M-P: Mad Mick, Magic Wand, Man-Root, Marrow Bone, Master John Thursday, Master of Ceremonies, Meat, Meat Hook, Meat Whistle, Member, Merrymaker, Middle Leg, Milkman, Mister Goodwrench, Mister Tom, Mouse, Muscle, Mutton Dagger, My Body's Captain, Natural Scythe, Needle, Nimrod, Nippy, Noodle, Noony, Old Blind Bob, One-Eyed Milkman, One-Eyed Trouser Trout, One-Eyed Night Crawler in the Turtleneck Sweater, One-Eyed Wonder Worm, Pant Muscle, Pecker, Pee-Pee, Pen, Pencil, Pendulum, Perch, Peter, Piccolo, Picklock, Pikestaff, Pile Driver, Pin, Pink Pencil, Pipe, Pisser, Pistol, Plugtail, Pocket Piccolo, Pocket Rocket, Pointer, Poker, Pole, Pork, Pork Sword, Post, Prick, Pride & Joy, Prong, Pud, Pudding, Pump Handle, Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love, Pup, Putz
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Playgirl Style Guide, page one: male genitalsĪ-E: Aaron's Rod, Arm, Baby-Maker, Blue Vein Meatroll, Bald-Headed Butler, Bald-Headed Mouse, Belly Buster, Bathtub Eel, Bearded Blood Sausage, Bird, Bone, Baloney, Banana, Bat, Bayonet, Bean Tosser, Beef, Belly Ruffian, Blade, Broomstick, Bum Tickler, Bush Beater, Button-Hole Worker, Cock, Candle, Carrot, Club, Crack Haunter, Cranny Hunter, Cracksman, Creamstick, Culty Gun, Carnal Stump, Chicken, Child-Getter, Chink-Stopper, Corey, Crook, Dick, Dork, Dong, Doniker, Dingus, Dipstick, Dagger, Dart of Love, Dearest Member, Dicky, Ding-Dong, Dinger, Dingle-Dangle, Dummy, Dodaddy, Dolly, Dooflicker, Down-Leg, Dragon, Eel, Endį-L: Family Organ, Fiddle Bow, Fish, Fishing Rod, Flapper, Fool-Sticker, Forefinger, Fucker, Foreman, Gun, Gut Wrench, Giggle Stick, Gadget, Gardener, Giggling Pin, Gooser, Gravy Maker, Frinding Tool, Gristle, Gut Stick, Hair Splitter, Hambone, Hammer, Hanging Johnny, Hoe Handle, Holy Porker, Horn, Hose, Hot Rod, Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile, Hairy Hot Dog, Jack in the Box, Jemson, Jerking Iron, Jigger, Jing Jang, Jockam, Johnnie, Johnny One-Eye, Bald-Headed Champ, Johnson, Joint, Joy Knob, Joy Prong, Joy Stick, Key, Kidney Cracker, Kidney Wiper, Kielbasa, King Member, Knob, Knocker, Ladies' Delight, Ladies' Lollipop, Ladies' Treasure, Lamp of Life, Lance, Life Preserver, Little Brother, Little Willie, Liver Turner, Live Sausage, Lizard, Lob, Lobcock, Lobster, Lollypop, Long John, Love Dart, Love Gun, Love Muscle, Lucy, Lung Disturber All the approved terms are presented below for readability's sake, but those who have a fondness for old documents can see them in their original glory here.
right? Naturally the male member (still got it!) received page-one billing. I mean, there are only so many times you can use the word "penis". Playgirl's guide was 13 pages of printouts offering a thesaurus of sorts: slang terms for every genital, sex act, STD, orientation, and bodily function - with phraseology like "Neapolitan bone ache" trotted out as an acceptable stand-in for "syphilis." Welcome to the Playgirl Mansion, where a thesaurus boasting euphemisms for sodomy and female genitals is invaluable to someone tasked with creating punny titles for photo sets and front-page cover lines.
Nor did it disappoint.įorget boring drivel about where to put a semi-colon.
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Style guides are standard procedure for any publication, demonstrating boring stuff like rules for punctuation, numerical values, how to title and cite sources, and words to avoid (or use).īut seeing as Playgirl is hardly your standard magazine, its style guide - bestowed upon me in '06 but clearly from an earlier era (the '90s?) - was also far from normal. On my first day as editor of Playgirl, I was shown to a not-so-sparkly cubicle, given login names and passwords for the computer system, and handed the magazine's style guide.
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